Loot and Gear

Dungeon Crawler Carl - Money Clip - 3 quotes available

5(39 reviews)
$9.00

Level up your everyday carry with a money clip that feels like it fell right out of the Dungeon! These sleek, laser-engraved stainless steel money clips are inspired by the wild humor and absolute chaos of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They're the perfect blend of subtle nerdy flair and laugh-out-loud personality.

Each clip is crafted from durable stainless steel with a bold black finish, then precision-engraved for a clean, permanent design. Measuring approximately 2 inches long and 0.75 inches wide, they're compact, sturdy, and ready to guard your hard-earned loot on any floor of the dungeon.

Choose from three fan-favorite quotes in the variations section. (Full quote is not shown in that field due to character limits) "Illicit Butthole Money" "Time to pay the daddy tax" "I can't be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper"

***Custom quotes available, choose the custom option and send a message with the quote you'd like.

Details:

  • Stainless steel construction
  • Black finish with crisp laser engraving
  • Approx. 2" x 0.75"
  • Three hilarious quote options from Dungeon Crawler Carl
  • Lightweight, durable, and perfect for daily use or gifting

Whether you're treating yourself, surprising a fellow crawler, or looking for a gift that definitely won't be forgotten, this money clip brings the perfect hit of Dungeon Crawler chaos to any pocket.

***I was originally sending these with no shipping cost via USPS in regular envelopes with a couple of stamps, given how light and small they are. USPS has been very inconsistent in getting them delivered, so I've had to shift to sending them with tracking in a bubble mailer. So in an effort to keep the cost of the items down, I've implemented a $3 shipping for the item, but all additional small items have no additional cost. There's also a free shipping threshold set by Etsy at $35, so these will ship for free in the same box if other items are purchased and it pushes over that threshold. Please feel free to message with any questions.

Quote options (Full quote not shown here)Illicit Money
Made-to-order
Allow 5–7 business days
Material
Stainless steel, laser-engraved
Finish
Hand-finished by Brandon in the workshop
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What customers say(10)

this is exactly as pictured and hilarious as a gift

Samantha SmithJune 24, 2026Etsy

Great quality and looks amazing. Excited to show it off.

Michael TeresiJune 22, 2026Etsy

Great item. fast shipping. seller is easy to work with.

Shannon BennettJune 20, 2026Etsy

Illicit butthole money is now secured with this clip for my husband. Excellent quality. It’s so perfect.

keisha neihartJune 17, 2026Etsy

Great service and fast shipping

Joe BarberJune 16, 2026Etsy

Great seller. Fast shipping. Thanks.

Etsy customerJune 16, 2026Etsy

Got this for my husband! Love it! So excited to have found it.

Katrina BarkerJune 12, 2026Etsy

Funny and high quality stuff.

Robert RobinsonJune 3, 2026Etsy

This is actually the second time I've bought one of these from the seller. I have a friend who I always greet with "Hi Zev!", so I asked if I could get that on a clip, and he whipped one up special.

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Etsy customerMay 20, 2026Etsy

Purchased a hilarious engraved money clip for my husband... LOVE IT! It arrived on time (earlier than expected) and was exactly as pictured. Now I'm shopping this store for more fan art!

Stephanie SheaMay 4, 2026Etsy