Flask - Dungeon Crawler Carl - 7 different quotes available
Straight from the dungeon and ready for your next questionable decision. This 8 oz stainless steel hip flask is engraved with a bold, high-contrast design inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl, made for fans who appreciate dark humor, sharp quotes, and a little chaos in their carry gear. Each flask starts with a black powder-coated finish, then is precision laser engraved to reveal clean stainless steel beneath. The result is a sleek, durable contrast that looks just as good on a shelf as it does coming out of a coat pocket at an inconvenient moment. Compact but solid, this flask is sized for easy carry and everyday use—whether you’re sneaking a sip during a reading session, heading to a con, or just embracing your inner crawler. To make life easier, every flask includes a small stainless steel funnel, because spilling your drink is not an achievement you want to unlock. You can choose from 7 different quotes, each inspired by unforgettable moments and characters from the series. Details: 8 oz stainless steel hip flask Black powder-coated exterior Laser engraved to reveal stainless steel design Approximate size: 3.7” wide × 5.5” tall Includes small funnel for easy filling Choice of 7 different engraved quotes A perfect gift for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans, tabletop gamers, audiobook addicts, or anyone who knows that survival—like drinking—sometimes requires preparation. 7 quotes available, full quotes are shown below. Choose the one you want in the variations field. The full quote won't be shown there, due to the character limitations in that field: - New Achievement! You Found Your Flask! Reward: You can now make poor decisions - New Achievement! You Found Your Flask! Reward: You can now get the party started - Make it a Dirty Shirley - Drink me. Drink me deep. Put me inside you. - Carl's Jug O' Boom Fireball Whiskey and Barefoot Wine, Time for your liver to pay the Daddy Tax. - Cat's don't drink cocktails. Cat's don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are Carl. Mama needs a night off. - As soon as we're done here, I'm going to make a line for the nearest attorney bar and drink for free until I wake up in a gutter with at least three new venereal diseases. - Quasar - Achievement Unlocked: Portable morale boost.